Driving

I was with my dad on the highway yesterday. my car is a 2001 chevy suburban; this thing is huge. It could easily carry 2 smart cars. this car is a beast. It has a 390HP V8 engine. in its payload it will carr around 2,000 lbs. It will also tow around 10,000 lbs. now you see what I am working with. so as I was driving down the highway this little Porsche 911 GT3 turbo comes up on my left side ferociously fast for me; then he cuts me off like a jerk. I though it was circuitious, but while infront of me he desides to go in the right lane and sloww down and go behind me. So this callow kind of a dude is doing damn circles around me. after the 3rd time my dad flips him off.

Florida

I cant wait 'till I get to Florida. I convinced my mom this time to let me bring my longboard down to florida. Its going to be awesome. I'm going to be able to go everywhere now.  Just to be able to cruise in the 95-98 degree weather and feel the awesome breeze. then go to the beach and go swimming in the gulf. I havent been to florida In a couple of years and I am going to tear that place up. I am also going to be so tan its not even fair. Just like when I went to arizona I will be as tan as people in florida. I will be my own kin. Florida is the Bombshizzle. Everything is down here. they have big amusment parks and huge go-karts. I cant wait to see my grand parents and uncles also.  They are so cool they have games and things that I shouldnt say. but we will go fishing; and not just regular fishing. Fishing for aligators. I once caught a 5ft. aligator. I know its a little small but i was 8 at the time so shut up.

free write

I dont really want to write right now. the book I am reading is too good to let me free write; I am so bored I just sharpened my pencil for no reason at all. I could probably have been sleeping right now but no. I just had to go to summer school. I need to do better in school. I need to do better in school now. I so not want to do this again. Even though I have read 2 books this summer which is a record for me. I dont know what I am writing about so dont judge me.

Casts

I hate casts. Casts are horrible. Even though they are trying to fix your life; they also take away the things you thought were the easiest things you could ever do. Living life with a cast makes you look like a outcast. A nobody; someone who sits on his couch all day and does absolutely nothing.

My cast is horrible. Its so damn big. It takes me a couple of seconds longer to put things in my left pocket and thats just the start. I am going to just list some reasons why casts are horrible. I feel sad when someone asks me to play basketball with them; 'cause I don't have a left arm. I can barely play video games. My wrist starts to hurt after only a half hour of playing. All I can do is just sit there and do nothing. I can't even tie my own shoes. Damn you cast.

This cast Also smells horrible. even though it doesnt now; In a week it will smell like a dead rotting baby seal. I cant get away from it. I try to spray some Axe on it and some how make the smell magically disapearre. But... it doesn't; it just smells like that dead baby seal was wearing axe.

There are only 2 good things that come from having a cast. 1st is, I kick everybodys but at pool; I have the steadiest arm ever. no one can mess me up; and second is now I have a big club I can wack some peeps with. When my Brother gets out of line, I just back hand him with some discipline.

I still hate my cast, and I always will hate casts.

Washington

Ah Washington. you just like to tease us don't you. You give us all of these activities to do but then you just start Dumping water down upon my head and shoulders. Damn you Washington.

You tease me way too much. When the day comes for me to go outside and play a lovely game of Futboll Americana, You deside to take us out by the form of rain. I despise you. Rain you are a so stringent on your life style It bugs me to think that I can't go and get a nice exercise outside when, the weather changes on you ever 3 seconds.

Damn you Washington. You and your lovely forrests, and your priceless Mountain range. You can not deny the fact that you can do everything up here. From fishing to rock climbing to longboarding to even Mountain Biking. Washington I love you yet I hate your buddy up in the sky. Your buddy's name, Mother Nature. You keep on taunting me with those special activities and then when I go outside and go to the car to try something new, you dump on me again. I hate rain.

In Florida though i am fine with rain sense it is so hot down in Florida the rain don't affect me. Dude sometimes when the water is warm enough it feels like your taking a shower outside. In Florida there aren't as many ways to lose a day because of the Weather here is so beautifull. Their beaches are some of the best in the world. They have cities like Tampa, Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, and Key west. Tampa has amusement parks for days. Miami is party central; and Orlando has Disney World. Disney world seems like the Bomb.

My point is that Florida is so much better, so much more original, and its actually warm year 'round. Dude I can't wait till I move to Florida.

A gummy bears sad sad life...

once upon a time there was a gummy bear named Little Tim. Now Little tim was not no ordinary gummy bear. he was HUGE. he was bigger than a school bus. now because he was so huge he felt alone. well unfortunately... he was.

This peculiar gummy bear was so alone he could hear himself thinking. I felt bad for the poor guy. he was all alone in a big sugar coated world.

One day he went on a sugar coated rampage. and started eating all the little gummy bears and only the little gummy bears.

The small gummy bears were sad. and  they were also dead. unfortunately they were obviously not strong enough for the big gummy bear. so Little Tim eventually ate them all.