Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Casts

I hate casts. Casts are horrible. Even though they are trying to fix your life; they also take away the things you thought were the easiest things you could ever do. Living life with a cast makes you look like a outcast. A nobody; someone who sits on his couch all day and does absolutely nothing.

My cast is horrible. Its so damn big. It takes me a couple of seconds longer to put things in my left pocket and thats just the start. I am going to just list some reasons why casts are horrible. I feel sad when someone asks me to play basketball with them; 'cause I don't have a left arm. I can barely play video games. My wrist starts to hurt after only a half hour of playing. All I can do is just sit there and do nothing. I can't even tie my own shoes. Damn you cast.

This cast Also smells horrible. even though it doesnt now; In a week it will smell like a dead rotting baby seal. I cant get away from it. I try to spray some Axe on it and some how make the smell magically disapearre. But... it doesn't; it just smells like that dead baby seal was wearing axe.

There are only 2 good things that come from having a cast. 1st is, I kick everybodys but at pool; I have the steadiest arm ever. no one can mess me up; and second is now I have a big club I can wack some peeps with. When my Brother gets out of line, I just back hand him with some discipline.

I still hate my cast, and I always will hate casts.

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