Monday, July 25, 2011
free write
I dont really want to write right now. the book I am reading is too good to let me free write; I am so bored I just sharpened my pencil for no reason at all. I could probably have been sleeping right now but no. I just had to go to summer school. I need to do better in school. I need to do better in school now. I so not want to do this again. Even though I have read 2 books this summer which is a record for me. I dont know what I am writing about so dont judge me.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Casts
I hate casts. Casts are horrible. Even though they are trying to fix your life; they also take away the things you thought were the easiest things you could ever do. Living life with a cast makes you look like a outcast. A nobody; someone who sits on his couch all day and does absolutely nothing.
My cast is horrible. Its so damn big. It takes me a couple of seconds longer to put things in my left pocket and thats just the start. I am going to just list some reasons why casts are horrible. I feel sad when someone asks me to play basketball with them; 'cause I don't have a left arm. I can barely play video games. My wrist starts to hurt after only a half hour of playing. All I can do is just sit there and do nothing. I can't even tie my own shoes. Damn you cast.
This cast Also smells horrible. even though it doesnt now; In a week it will smell like a dead rotting baby seal. I cant get away from it. I try to spray some Axe on it and some how make the smell magically disapearre. But... it doesn't; it just smells like that dead baby seal was wearing axe.
There are only 2 good things that come from having a cast. 1st is, I kick everybodys but at pool; I have the steadiest arm ever. no one can mess me up; and second is now I have a big club I can wack some peeps with. When my Brother gets out of line, I just back hand him with some discipline.
I still hate my cast, and I always will hate casts.
My cast is horrible. Its so damn big. It takes me a couple of seconds longer to put things in my left pocket and thats just the start. I am going to just list some reasons why casts are horrible. I feel sad when someone asks me to play basketball with them; 'cause I don't have a left arm. I can barely play video games. My wrist starts to hurt after only a half hour of playing. All I can do is just sit there and do nothing. I can't even tie my own shoes. Damn you cast.
This cast Also smells horrible. even though it doesnt now; In a week it will smell like a dead rotting baby seal. I cant get away from it. I try to spray some Axe on it and some how make the smell magically disapearre. But... it doesn't; it just smells like that dead baby seal was wearing axe.
There are only 2 good things that come from having a cast. 1st is, I kick everybodys but at pool; I have the steadiest arm ever. no one can mess me up; and second is now I have a big club I can wack some peeps with. When my Brother gets out of line, I just back hand him with some discipline.
I still hate my cast, and I always will hate casts.
Washington
Ah Washington. you just like to tease us don't you. You give us all of these activities to do but then you just start Dumping water down upon my head and shoulders. Damn you Washington.
You tease me way too much. When the day comes for me to go outside and play a lovely game of Futboll Americana, You deside to take us out by the form of rain. I despise you. Rain you are a so stringent on your life style It bugs me to think that I can't go and get a nice exercise outside when, the weather changes on you ever 3 seconds.
Damn you Washington. You and your lovely forrests, and your priceless Mountain range. You can not deny the fact that you can do everything up here. From fishing to rock climbing to longboarding to even Mountain Biking. Washington I love you yet I hate your buddy up in the sky. Your buddy's name, Mother Nature. You keep on taunting me with those special activities and then when I go outside and go to the car to try something new, you dump on me again. I hate rain.
In Florida though i am fine with rain sense it is so hot down in Florida the rain don't affect me. Dude sometimes when the water is warm enough it feels like your taking a shower outside. In Florida there aren't as many ways to lose a day because of the Weather here is so beautifull. Their beaches are some of the best in the world. They have cities like Tampa, Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, and Key west. Tampa has amusement parks for days. Miami is party central; and Orlando has Disney World. Disney world seems like the Bomb.
My point is that Florida is so much better, so much more original, and its actually warm year 'round. Dude I can't wait till I move to Florida.
You tease me way too much. When the day comes for me to go outside and play a lovely game of Futboll Americana, You deside to take us out by the form of rain. I despise you. Rain you are a so stringent on your life style It bugs me to think that I can't go and get a nice exercise outside when, the weather changes on you ever 3 seconds.
Damn you Washington. You and your lovely forrests, and your priceless Mountain range. You can not deny the fact that you can do everything up here. From fishing to rock climbing to longboarding to even Mountain Biking. Washington I love you yet I hate your buddy up in the sky. Your buddy's name, Mother Nature. You keep on taunting me with those special activities and then when I go outside and go to the car to try something new, you dump on me again. I hate rain.
In Florida though i am fine with rain sense it is so hot down in Florida the rain don't affect me. Dude sometimes when the water is warm enough it feels like your taking a shower outside. In Florida there aren't as many ways to lose a day because of the Weather here is so beautifull. Their beaches are some of the best in the world. They have cities like Tampa, Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, and Key west. Tampa has amusement parks for days. Miami is party central; and Orlando has Disney World. Disney world seems like the Bomb.
My point is that Florida is so much better, so much more original, and its actually warm year 'round. Dude I can't wait till I move to Florida.
Friday, July 15, 2011
A gummy bears sad sad life...
once upon a time there was a gummy bear named Little Tim. Now Little tim was not no ordinary gummy bear. he was HUGE. he was bigger than a school bus. now because he was so huge he felt alone. well unfortunately... he was.
This peculiar gummy bear was so alone he could hear himself thinking. I felt bad for the poor guy. he was all alone in a big sugar coated world.
One day he went on a sugar coated rampage. and started eating all the little gummy bears and only the little gummy bears.
The small gummy bears were sad. and they were also dead. unfortunately they were obviously not strong enough for the big gummy bear. so Little Tim eventually ate them all.
This peculiar gummy bear was so alone he could hear himself thinking. I felt bad for the poor guy. he was all alone in a big sugar coated world.
One day he went on a sugar coated rampage. and started eating all the little gummy bears and only the little gummy bears.
The small gummy bears were sad. and they were also dead. unfortunately they were obviously not strong enough for the big gummy bear. so Little Tim eventually ate them all.
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